My kids won't stop projectile vomitting on me and I'm being syndicated on Blogher.
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So will you please go here and leave me a comment? I'm willing to do odd jobs around your house. Feed your cat. Pick up dog poop. Entertain your kids - all the things you've been putting off. Warning - I have the power to make kids puke in the blink of an eye.
I've turned the comments off here. Thank you, thank you, thank you.